June 28, 2010

Gisele Bundchen Claims Her 6 Month Old Is Potty Trained

I’ve been developing a deep hatred for Gisele Bundchen for years. She’s physically perfect, before and after childbirth. She’s married to all-American hero Tom Brady. She was for sure part of the reason that Tom abandoned his first baby mommy while she was pregnant. She claims to have had a pain-free delivery when she brought little Benjamin in the world.

She makes statements like, “some women turn into garbage disposals when they are pregnant” when she was explaining why she never had to wear maternity clothes.

But worse than all that crap that does nothing back make normal women feel bad, she told Globo.com that she’s so against diapers polluting the planet that she’s already managed to potty train her six month-old baby bay.

In a new interview she says little Ben goes to the potty on a schedule immediately after breast-feeding every morning and afternoon. “Give it about five minutes, and bang,” says Gisele, who adds that she excitedly calls in family members to the bathroom to see Benjamin’s business.

The Brazil native — who’s back to modeling bathing suits — says that the rush to toilet train the tyke is because ” diapers pollute the environment.”

On behalf of every struggling mom out there…let me just say..kiss my normal mom ass Gisele. Just because your son is REGULAR it doesn’t mean he is potty trained. And if diapers bother you so much, have your nanny use cloth diapers.

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