Ty Lawson is a back-up point guard for the Dencer Nuggets.
And he wants to win a championship so badly that he's willing to go where no man... okay, where many men have gone before: into Kim Kardashian!
Following Reggis Bush and the New Orleans Saints' Super Bowl victory in February, and Lamar Odom's NBA title with the Lakers last week, Lawson has realized the key to going all the way is to... go all the way - with a Kardashian sister!
He hilariously Tweeted today: "I heard if u hit a kardashian i win a championship .. Kim k holla me!!! I need ya for 17 min. I'll take one for the team lol"
Though there have been no photos and no named sources to back it up, Kim is rumored to be dating Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin.
As Lawson writes, if Dallas wins a championship next season, "then this thing is amazing."
There are two caveats to the baller's theory, however: Ray J and Scott Disick are still major losers.
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