March 15, 2010

Lili Bordan Bikini Picture

I really don’t know who this Lili Bordan chick is, I could look her up, but I’ve been drinking all afternoon at the st-patty’s day parade and at this point I really don’t give a crap. That being said, I really love a woman in her little bikini playing in the surf, no matter who she is. I know that doesn’t tell you much about this chick, but I’m sure none of you perverts really give a crap anyhow. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Works It Good!

I told you that Nicole Scherzinger would be all over the place now that she’s on that Dancing With The Stars garbage. Here she is showing off her killer body in some parking lot the other day. Normally if I’m checking out chicks in parking lots I’m either pretending to working hard at keeping the shopping carts in line or hiding out in my mom’s mini-van with half a dozen ice cream sandwiches. EIther way it’s a hard day’s work.

Ashley Greene Pumps It Good

Ashley Greene must be doing this crap on purpose, she knows that I’ve got a weird fetish for celebrity chicks feeding parking meters, so why else would this be going on. Sadly, if she really knew me she would know that I’m partial to the old school meters and these new modern parking meters just don’t do the trick. Just like the new techno strippers can’t out dance the old “dead inside” strippers. Those chicks go into some sort of trance…. I love it.

Sarah Hyland Swimsuit Photos

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Sarah Hylandhas been hard at work filming the TV show that has made her famous, Modern Family. So to slow down a bit from the hectic life of a sexy actress, she went down to Hawaii for an extended vacation, where she’s staying at a cozy bungalow together with her boyfriend. And as a big happy family in real life just like on TV, her TV mom, Julie Bowen, is not only hanging out at the beach with her but also staying at the same hotel.

From her bungalow in the South Pacific island, Sarah Hyland twitted:

Done with modern family till august. Now time to enjoy. I’m sure I’ll be utterly bored n 2 weeks.

She may get bored in two weeks, but in the meantime, these swimsuit photos of Sarah Hyland are quite entertaining. We hope she’ll keep them coming!

Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Spill Over


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Jessica Simpson has been keeping her charms covered since she agreed to wow us with her new body on her upcoming reality TV show, where supposedly she’s be showing lots and lots of skin. But accidents happen and she tripped over a dog’s leash as she came out of her hotel, and being such a puppy lover, she couldn’t help herself and leaned forward to pet the little pooch. The result is these photos of Jessica’s abundant cleavage spilling over her top.

According to what we can see here, Jessica’s intensive training (she’s doing pilates and kick boxing for about 3 hours a day), is shaping her body and making her lose weight, but Thank Goodness her boobs have remained the same size! Smart girl, she knows what portions of her body NOT to work out!

Video – Jessica Simpson Acts Goofy In A Buddist Temple

Once a goofy blond, always a goofy blond. I actually think the concept for The Price of Beauty if interesting enough to watch. But I just can’t force myself to watch dork girl for 30 straight minutes at a time.

In this clip, 29-year-old Simpson and her two pals visit a Buddhist temple in Thailand. As a Buddhist monk teaches the trio how to meditate, Jessica can’t help being Jessica.

David Schwimmer Announces Engagement

Ross is getting married!!!!! Former Friends star David Schwimmer announced his engagement to longtime girlfriend Zoe Buckham today.

The actor/director, 43, and his photographer girlfriend of three years, 24, reportedly met in London while Schwimmer was in town directing the 2007 comedy Run Fatboy Run.

So they started dating when she was 21 and he was 39. That’s only a little creepy. She looks like his daughter, right?

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Matt Damon’s Kids Don’t Know He’s Famous

I love this story. I have a teensy little crush on Matt Damon anyway…so this story really gives me the warm fuzzies. I just knew he was a good daddy.

Matt Damon and his wife Luciana have successfully shielded their kids from the limelight for so long that the kids have no idea how famous daddy is.

He says, “The 11 year old obviously knows. She hasn’t seen all the movies but has seen enough to know that’s what I do. The little ones don’t have any idea – we’re trying to keep it that way. It’s more and more possible now with the prevalence of video cameras and technology, iPhones and BlackBerrys. Kids are used to seeing their own images on screens. So when they see me on a screen, it kind of makes sense for them: ‘Yeah, he’s on that TV and I’m on this laptop.’”

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Amanda Seyfried In Esquire Magazine

Amanda Seyfried like we’ve never seen her before. At least I haven’t. And I’m not really sure I like it. I always think about her as a teenager because of the role she plays on Big Love…but at 24 years old I suppose it’s time she started to doing the men’s magazine circuit for the career boost.

Check out the pictures and interview highlights from Esquire magazine below.

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Amanda on her diet: “”I’m on a raw-food diet,” she declares, raising her brows to make her eyes even bigger. “It’s intense. And sort of awful. Yesterday for lunch? Spinach. Just spinach. Spinach and some seeds.”

On getting her Australian shepherd puppy: “It’s so predictable. I just left him and I already want to run back and see him. Most of the time I just want to go home and throw the dog a stick. Can anything be more obvious than throwing a stick? I need to be needed. I understand that the need is never with the dog.”

On what kind of girl she is: “I would always tell somebody if they had sh-t on their face. Especially if it’s really feces. Well, I’m a BFF. I play a BFF. It’s what I do. I have an actual necklace from Jennifer’s Body that says BFF. That’s my role right there.”

On moving from Los Angeles to New York: “I sacrificed six years in L. A. I did my job out here. I made the contacts and did the work I had to do. But I came here at eighteen. I’m out of here at twenty-four, and I feel lucky it wasn’t longer.”

On photography: “I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It’s pretending. I pretend I’m looking at a man who is looking right at me, a man who sees me as exceptionally clever and adventurous.”

Kelly Landry: Miami Bikini Babe


Showing off her fabulous physique, Kelly Landry was spotted romping around the sandy beaches in Miami, Florida on Saturday afternoon (March 13).

Clad in a skimpy bikini, the Aussie beauty was accompanied by a camera crew as she filmed scenes for her travel show called "Getaway".

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Muscle Milk Bikini Beauty


Spending time out on the west coast, Jenni ''JWoww'' Farley showed off her fit and fine figure while partying it up at The Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, California on Saturday afternoon (March 13).

The "Jersey Shore" hottie strapped on a two-piece swimsuit as she attended Muscle Milk's Springbreakitdown.com pool party, during which she mingled with New Orleans Saints footballer Jammal Brown.

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian: Polo Match Marvelous


Ready for a relaxing weekend outing, the Kardashian gals were spotted stepping out of their Miami Beach hotel on Sunday afternoon (March 14).

With Kourtney pushing her young son Mason in a stroller as babydaddy Scott Disick and sister Khloe followed along, the group loaded into an awaiting car to head off to a polo match in Palm Beach.

Brooklyn Decker: Career Takeoff


Pushing forth with career endeavors, Brooklyn Decker has been reaping the benefits of having graced the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Aside from her normal modeling gigs, the blonde beauty has scored two more jobs in the recent months including a small movie role and a big magazine cover shoot.

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi: Katsuya Kissing Couple


Showing their affection for one another, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi were spotted out on a dinner date in Hollywood on Saturday night (March 13).

Sharing a big smooch for paparazzi, the "Bachelor" couple strolled into the popular Katsuya restaurant for a tasty Japanese meal.