February 10, 2010

Kyle Boller and Carrie Prejean: Engaged!

Kyle Boller has been an ineffective starting quarterback in the NFL, with a career passer rating of 70.6

Carrie Prejean, meanwhile, has been an ineffective Christian role model, with a history of nude photos, sex tapes and bold-faced lies that have exploited the popular religion for personal fame and fortune.

In other words: these two are perfect for each other!

Prejean and Boller, who started dating last year, got engaged over the weekend, as the back-up QB proposed to the dethroned beauty queen in her hometown of San Diego. This is great news for Carrie:

Once the wedding takes place, she can finally have sex.

Kyle BollerNewly Breasted

Kyle Boller failed as a quarterback due to poor on-field decision making. Looks like he has the same problem away from the gridiron.

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