Heidi Montag Nude in Playboy: Coming Soon (Again)!

We've already seen Heidi Montag in Playboy. Recently, in fact.

Then again, that was pre-eyebrow lift, nose job revision, fat injections in cheeks, lips and chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, breast augmentation revision; liposuction on her waist, hips and thighs, and buttock augmentation.

Therefore, it'll be like an entirely different girl posing next time!

While the '09 Heidi Montag nude Playboy pictorial left no doubt that she'd undergone outrageous plastic surgery beforehand, the 2010 should outdo that.

Tenfold.

HEIDI MONTAG 3.0: More plastic than human.

Now that she's undergone 10 plastic surgery procedures in just one day, she's planning to show off almost all of her new self in the men's magazine again soon.

According to insiders, the reality star has been offered $500,000 to debut her brand-new DD boobs in a photo shoot. Nobody but Spencer Pratt is excited.

"Heidi's especially happy about her breast implants," a friend explains, adding that the reality star "could use the money." Album sales not panning out, eh?

Moreover, "she's finally ready to pose topless," unlike last year's quasi-revealing spread, and on that subject "she is already negotiating with the magazine."

Here's a glimpse of what we have to look forward to ... again:

Thoughts on a new batch of Heidi Montag Playboy pics?

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