February 25, 2010

Spencer Pratt: Addicted to Crystals, Fame

Stories about Spencer Pratt and his plastic wife keep on getting more ridiculous. The latest? The Hills' resident villain is addicted to crystal, allegedly.

Not crystal meth or Cristal, just ... crystals.

In an effort to find enlightenment (he's very spiritual), he's been seen with his favorite rock recently. Honestly, there are photos. Says Spencer Pratt:

“I am so addicted to crystals, it’s a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.”

Lies. But humorous ones at least.

He Be Bling Blingin

We got nothing. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

During Valentine's Day, Speidi "hung out with our puppies and cuddled with our crystal. It’s supposed to bring love. There’s a whole science to this. I’m not crazy.”

No, of course not. Although he may be lying. We saw Speidi's Valentine's Day pictures, and let's just say it involved lingerie, chocolates and ... we're gonna puke.

As for the new fascination of Spencer Pratt, he might be overpaying at half a million for one crystal, according to an expert hilariously cited by Life & Style ...

“Certain crystals are associated with different types of energy, yes. But [$500K] doesn’t sound right to me. Most of our crystals range from $1 to $100.”

So he's either full of it or overpaid by about 5,000 times the market value. Somehow we'd bet on the former. Think how much plastic surgery that'd buy.

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