October 7, 2010

Gasp! Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant and Alone!

Kourtney Kardashian is getting set to take over New York City, arriving there this week with shady baby daddy Scott Disick.

But despite photographic evidence that proves Kourtney and Scott are very much together, the latest issue of In Touch Weekly has breaking, false news for fans of this couple: they are apart!

Not Pregnant, Not Alone

While Kourtney reportedly forces her man to have sex against his will, Disick is busy house hunting for a bachelor pad to call his own. If you believe the anonymous sources quoted in this cover story, that is.

But here's a lesson in tabloid journalism 101, readers: Read the words on this magazine closely. Does it actually say that Kardashian is pregnant?

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