March 2, 2010

This Is Going to be One Expensive Divorce

Yeah, yeah, we know. You can call us negative, but we just say we’re jaded. Come on, how many young stars get married and last more than five years on the average? We hope for the best, but we brace for anything. In this case we’re talking about Hillary Duff and her privileged hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie who is heir to a huge Canadian home furnishings retail empire. It must be nice to never have worked in your life and have money.

So Mike proposed to his big toothed girlfriend Hillary (we think Hillary should sue her cosmetic dentist for giving her such huge and ugly tooth caps, by the way. They make her teeth look so unnatural) and has given her a $1 million 14-karat diamond engagement ring. And, they’re looking to buy a $10 million house in Beverly Hills. Oh, yeah. This is starting out horrible already. Romantic and all, but it’s a recipe for disaster. Why? Hillary’s career isn’t as fantastic as it was. She’s managed to hang on, but that’s it. Mike sounds like he’s whipped, which is a recipe for being stomped on. And when the times get tough after Hillary has kids and no one hires her, it’ll be interesting to see what happens.

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